The Pink Boxes

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hi Heather. My birthday is April 17th, not the 21st. Thanks, I would not want to be selfish and celebrate both days.

This is cool. I have no idea what a blog is but I guess I will learn. Good job Heather!

Welcome to the Pink Boxes blog!

We're NOT men.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil.
When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.